January 2010
60 posts
and to think, little me hated this show
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, Brain, but if they called them sad meals, kids wouldn’t buy them.
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so, but where will we find an open tattoo parlor at this time of night?
Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: Uh, I think so Don Cerebro, but why would Sophia Loren do a musical?
I AM THE ULTIMATE MULTITASKER →
so like
am i the last person to learn that putting two spaces after the period is outdated? because i still do that. it’s how we were taught in elementary school, damn
i wish all songs were this classy. actually i just...
can't we all just not get along?
would that really be such a bad thing?
this is all i ever do anymore →
jersey shore is over forever i have nothing to live for
the only reason why we're still a family
phil stopped by the tacobell/KFC joint on the way home. I AM A DEEP FRIED GORDITA WITH LARD.
existential quandry
what do i eat tonight?
golden globes
disclaimer i'm only sticking up for julia to provoke him. that bitch aint nowhere near as classy.
Charlie: Im actually not watching but i wish i was
Me: ahhh what you're missing out! they just cut to meryl, classy as always
Charlie: i feel like im missing a family reunion! hopefully ill be there WHEN Meryl wins her best actress in a comedy award
Me: I dunno, julia roberts runs a tight race. meryl better watch her back. after all it's the same category she lost in last year
Charlie: Julia Roberts wins = i sob myself to sleep tonight
that was post 50 yall
it’s taken a long time. this thing gets no use
so they got rid of tumblarity, right?
good. mine was so low it was embarrassing
recap of jan 6.
wilkinsventura:
Killed an audition. As in like, it was bloody horrible.
Went to germantown to eat brownies…
now im grounded. Yep.
fml.
Wilkins
trick youz a liar, ps does grounded include not going to school? because you may or may not have missed your acting audition…
